Have another hit....of sweet California sunshine

My smoking of Sally D. commences....I’ve never been sucked into the vortex this fast, I feel like I’m rolling down a hill inside a barrel......

Going home late last night...suddenly I got a fright, yeah I looked through a window and was surprised what I saw...Fairies with Boots dancing with a dwarf.....

I hear a voice that sounds how Rumpelstiltskin would sound: “Eat the spaghetti sauce Jimmy, Eat the spaghetti sauce Jimmy, Eat the spaghetti sauce, Eat the spaghetti sauce.....The voice changes to the creepy song of children singing while jumping rope: “Little Little Linda, Little Linda Lou, Little Little Linda, she farted in her shoe, Little Little Linda, Little Linda Lee, Little Little Linda, she drank her sisters pee...the voices changes to a deep distorted Satan...”Little Little Linda, Little Linda Lou, Little Little Linda, I bashed her skull in with a brick....The only thing I see is myself lying in bed, and John Candy is standing over me with his blue parka he was wearing in Planes Trains and Automobiles, his belly has been slit, intestines are protruding, flesh is falling from his face, his mind is a river of polluted, sickening thoughts, he speaks:

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better, I’m an easy target....

Your mind is in madness, eat the spaghetti sauce, your mind is in madness, eat the spaghetti sauce, Oh and I’ve got a Neamen Marcus card in case you want to buy a gift for someone, DR. LEO MARVIN!........Let my inspiration flow in token rhyme, suggesting rhythm, That will not forsake you, till my tale is told and done...

“What the fuck are you talking about?” Mack said, back from the Vortex.

“I was talking about an episode of the Golden Girls where Stan, Dorothy’s ex husband, has to stay with Dorothy for a few days, they both sleep in the same room, Stan sleeps on the floor, right after they go to bed Stan starts laughing to himself, so Dorothy says, “Stan you better not be doin what I think your doin”, I was watching that episode with my Grandparents, me and gramps got the joke, my grandmother didn’t and I was disappointed. So I asked her to bend down and tie my shoe. I was holding a Rubicks Cube in my hand, I was going to drop it and let it hit her head and then tell her that I was just testing gravity, but I thought better of that. So I told her that the real name of the Jergens Soap company is Jergens Jerks. The name of the soap is Jergens and the people who use them are Jerks! She said we use Jergens are you calling us Jerks?”